Sexiest Hotels

Looking for a sexy hotel for that dirty weekend or a special occasion like valentines day then these 5 hotels will hit the spot.

Hotel Pelirocco - Brighton
This establishment is included in every review of Britain?s sexiest hotels without fail. With room names like 'Play Room', 'Absolut Love', 'The Pin Up Parlour' and 'Nookii' this Brighton sleepover has put into flesh the connotations that come up with the two words ?dirty weekend.?
It may not look like the sexiest hotel from the outside but on the inside Perlirocco has the perfect proportions of an absolute sexpot. The Play Room is the piece de resistance with huge round mirror above the central bed, a plunge bath and a dancing pole. If you are looking for subtly or romance, then don?t look here because this hotel is as cheekily blatant as they come.

Tuddenham Mill ? Suffolk
For the more refined tastes, the converted mill is cosy and luxurious with exposed original beams and Joe Malone toiletries but is also clean and minimalist with no unnecessary ?fluff.?
The generously proportioned stone baths and Egyptian cotton sheets beckon and if you could, you would probably spend the entire time you have in the hotel using them. Well, you would if it wasn?t for the excellent food provided by the hotels chef. You can?t even avoid the mouth watering dishes if you hide inside your room because home made biscuits have sneakily been put beside your pillows.

Chateau De Bagnols - South of France
I stayed in this hotel the first time after stumbling upon it whilst driving through the South of France. It was the singular most beautiful, romantic place I have been in my entire life.
It is one of the most expensive places I have ever stayed but after seeing the rooms and the view there was no way I could refuse. Voted one of the best hotels in the world, Tom Cruise and Bill Clinton are regular patrons. If you?re going to propose then this would be the perfect place, anywhere else would just not compare.

The Night - New York
If the rich and famous of Batman?s Gotham city were real, they would stay in a hotel like this. With a monster cable to hook your own iPod up to the Bose or Bang and Olufsen sound system you can enjoy your own sexy sounds or, if your music is a little out of date, request one of the hotels slick, already filled black iPod?s instead.
Decked out in furry fabric and black and white lacquer this hotel has the charm of a slick, rich late 1940?s New York. Imagine Tarentino?s Sin City with all off it?s sexiness but less of the colour.

The Witchery - Edinburgh
Danni Minogue has reportedly touted The Witchery as ?the perfect lust-den? and I can report that the hotel certainly lives up to its compliment. Sumptuously decorated in velvet elegance the bedrooms have a Royal feel about them.
With champagne on arrival and a huge four poster bed there is no way this room is going to let you out of it before you have agreed to have a little nibble of romance and a large slice of fun. Talking of eating, the award winning Witchery restaurant over the road is the perfect and most sought after place to refuel before (or after) bed time. Enjoy!

Celebrity Style Hotels

You know how it is. You?re having a quiet drink at the hotel bar and Angelina Jolie asks you for a light.

What do you mean it?s never happened to you? Well, all I can say is that you?ve been staying in the wrong joints. Allow me to mark your card with a view to a bit of celebrity-spotting in some of the luxury and boutique hotels of Europe.

If you happen to be in Paris and want to catch a glimpse of Ange, try the award-winning George V or, to give it its full name, the Four Seasons Hotel George V Paris. This Paris luxury hotel is one of her favourites.

Now, if a place is good enough for George Clooney, it should do for you and me and I?m reliably informed that George and the cast and crew of Ocean?s Twelve stayed at Hotel Le Bristol.

Another classic luxury hotel in Paris is the Ritz, the last point of departure for Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed that tragic August night in 1997. The Ritz has always been a mainstay for the rich and famous ? Coco Chanel lived in a luxury suite there for more than thirty years. These days, you might at any one time bump into Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow or Uma Thurman.


Luxury Rome hotels abound. The Hassler, at the top of the Spanish Steps, has in the past welcomed everyone from Juan Peron to Audrey Hepburn and the Kennedys. Clooney likes this one too, while just recently it hosted the photocall for the movie Get Smart with Anne Hathaway and Steve Carell.

Not far away is the Hotel de Russie. This historic hotel was a favourite of Picasso and today is a popular meeting place for the bright young things from the worlds of fashion and media.

The Hotel Eden is a luxury boutique hotel in the heart of Rome which prides itself on its elegance and tact. It would never release its guest list, of course, but my source tells me that it?s welcomed the likes of Jane Fonda, Pierce Brosnan and Richard Gere.

The luxury hotels in London have names that resonate throughout the world ? the Dorchester, for instance. It was here that Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton spent one of their honeymoons in 1964. Recently pictured arriving were Jerry Springer and Forest Whitaker. Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise have been guests, too.

The Ritz is the Grande Dame of London luxury hotels and has played host to any number of celebrities over the years, including Edward VII, Churchill, Chaplin and Judy Garland. It?s never lost its charm and these days is fashionable with celebrities like Julia Roberts, Johnny Depp and Hugh Grant.

One of the newer kids on the London block is The Lanesborough, a former hospital in fashionable Knightsbridge. It?s pricey, sure, but you might be lucky enough to run into Madonna, Jim Carrey or Leonardo di Caprio.

Amsterdam is one of the most laid-back capitals in Europe and a popular destination for celebrities. The Intercontinental Amstel is arguably the most beautiful and prestigious of the Amsterdam luxury hotels and has welcomed royalty, government leaders and film stars. Jennifer Aniston took a room with a river view last month and the Rolling Stones have also pitched up there.

The Dylan Hotel in Amsterdam has also been much visited in the past by royalty. These days it?s favoured by international personalities who welcome the discretion and privacy that are the hallmarks of Anouska Hempel-designed luxury boutique hotels. It?s so discreet, in fact, that I couldn?t possibly reveal any names.

So, splash out, be a celebrity for a day, a weekend or a week ? live like a star, but don?t make a habit of it. As Charlie Chaplin once said: ?The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.?

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